Est. 1966. Classified ever since.
An unmarked red door in an alley. A password sixty years of guests have whispered. Beyond it: cocktails, field rations, and more history on the walls than we are at liberty to discuss.
ROUTE: EYES ONLY
DATE: AS REQUIRED
Agent —
You have located the SafeHouse. Well done; most people walk straight past, which is rather the point.
Standing orders are unchanged since 1966. Maintain your cover. Order a drink. Trust no one. Tip your bartender — they know more than they let on.
Further instructions will find you when you are ready. They generally do.
Three files. Read them all.
Each dossier opens toward the full menu. Memorize the contents; the folders stay here.
Cocktails
Shaken, stirred, and occasionally served in a fishbowl the size of a diplomatic incident. Includes the Mission: Impossible, house pours, and zero-proof covers.
Open file
Field Rations
Burgers, tacos, and the Tower Burger — a structure with no load-bearing permits whatsoever. Sustenance for long stakeouts and short lunches.
Open file
Sweets & Desserts
Certified cyanide-free since 1966. Some arrive with pyrotechnics; the kitchen insists this is standard procedure.
Open file
Sweep the premises.
Your assignment, should you accept it: decode the clues hidden throughout the SafeHouse. Sixty years of secrets do not file themselves. Report your findings to any operative in an apron.
Accept the MissionSixty years of keeping secrets.
On October 8, the SafeHouse marks six decades of passwords given, covers maintained, and clearance tests narrowly passed. Details of the commemoration are classified. Naturally, you are invited.
Two field offices. Both operational.
Milwaukee
Milwaukee, WI 53202
Entrance via the red door in the alley. The password is your problem.
Chicago
Chicago, IL 60611
River North. Look for the building that looks like it has nothing to hide.
RESTRICTED ACCESS — CLEARANCE REQUIRED.
You have located the SafeHouse. This channel is monitored.
Agent Moneypenny will assess you at the red door. Proceed anyway?